Lonely 112-year old transexual retard seeking casual partner with which to have meaningless, filthy, casual sex while on horse tranquilizers. Partner must have arms. Not looking for commitment or even conversation. I like enchiladas. Incredibly wrinkled, ugly, and paralyzed from the brain up. 4 yards and 8 inches tall, 364 pounds, bald, very blurred vision, no teeth, size 16 shoe, and horrible at anything involving movement or breathing. Looking for partner who is good at yodeling and has pet goose to enhance pleasure by my whacking partner's head with it during intercourse if possible. Have trained lobster if needed. I enjoy falling out of bed, gumming on prunes, radiation treatments, novicaine, and playing with boogers. Live on small island in the Dead Sea. All major credit cards accepted.